WHERE DO WE SIGN? WHERE DO WE SIGN? WE CAN'T FIND A PEN! WE CAN'T FIND A PEN! THIS IS A DISASTER!
Hang on, David Beckham's not talking about a marriage certificate? Or a course of couples massage sessions? Or a dating website where he's the only available man? This is just about the small matter of people being urged to register for Olympics tickets by
clicking on this link here?
Oh.
Still, those Olympics bods are clever - they know full well that most of us are putty in David's hands. Speaking of David's hands, why does he have perfectly manicured nails on one and a creepy leather glove on the other?
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