Friday 25 March 2011

Cheryl looks all pretty

Cheryl Cole looked all pretty whilst posing on the red carpet yesterday with Kimberly Walsh. The reason for this is so she can get her photo taken with Prince Charles...or something...

Saturday 12 March 2011

New Rihanna Song

Rihanna has announced the title of her next single – Califonia King Bed.  The song is the fourth single to be lifted from her fifth studio album Loud.

The track was chosen by fans from a shortlist posted by Rihanna on social networking site Twitter.  Califonia King Bed beat other songs Man Down, Cheers and Fading in the fan vote.
The song was produced by The Runners, who are currently working with X Factor star Cher Lloyd on her debut album.  Producer DJ Nasty (what a crap name) broke the news to his followers on Twitter, tweeting:  “Congratz 2 My Team We Winning! The Real Runners Did Rihanna’s Official Next Single! ‘California King Bed’.”
No release date has been set for this single, the follow-up to Rihanna’s controversial S&M....lol joke
Cher Lloyd's boyfriend was caught cheating on her while she was in America.

Cher's delighted. She's been trying to impersonate Cheryl Cole from day one.

Nadine Coyle

Nadine Coyle (the northen irish one offof Girls Aloud) has claimed that she was bullied by her fellow band members...
I wonder what's harder to take, being kicked out of a hugely sucessful band, or being bullied by a ginge...

Tuesday 8 March 2011

Naughty LiLo

Pictures and video have emerged from Lindsay Lohan’s trip to the jewellers on January 22nd – the day she was accused of stealing a necklace worth £1500.
In the video, Lindsay is seen trying on accessories at Kamofie & Co in LA, with one of her friends. During the 40 minute visit, Lindsay casually chats to the people in the store and wanders around looking at different bits and bobs.
Lindsay is then accused of walking out while wearing one of the pieces.
The CCTV has been leaked ahead of Lindsay’s next court hearing, where she’ll have to decide whether she wants to accept a plea.

Ha HA LOL JOKE...oh, really?

 SURELY LEONA LEWIS CANNOT HAVE GENUINELY WON THIS ACCOLADE???????!!!!!!!!!
Apologies for using so many question marks and exclamation marks (I feel a bit like Posh Spice), but I feel a little hysterical about this, as sadly it's true - the readers of Metro (ah, that explains it - the pool of 10,000 voters consists entirely of people too hungover and depressed to form the conscious decision required to actually pay for a newspaper) have voted Leona the most influential woman to live or work in London in the last century.
Yep, London, England, a city with a population of, like, 8 million or something. Not London, Arkansas, population 925 (love you Wikipedia). Loads of amazing women live here. Hell, I live here. But no, apparently it's all about Leona. She beat that Mumsnet woman AND Margaret Thatcher.
Still, if nice, pleasant, bland Leona genuinely was the most infuential woman in London, there would be considerably less crime and misery and a lot more smiling people with nice shiny hair, singing power ballads, being kind to animals and wearing neon pencil skirts.... which actually sounds kind of cool. Leona for Mayor!