A New Mini Posh...

Reports in The Scum Sun yesterday  claim that the Beckham's unborn child is the spitting image of her mam.
The Sun made up some shit 'revealed' last month that Posh had been told she was expecting a girl, although she deneys these roumours, saying that even she doesn't know yet.
But now it is reported that the five months' pregnant former Spice Girl had a 4D (what is that anyway?)scan in Los Angeles last week.

A gobby loser who has never met Posh said: "She's so happy.

"She and David are dying to tell the world they're expecting a daughter. The boys mean the world to them but having a girl is a new adventure."
The freak goes on "It showed her in extraordinary detail. Everyone is ecstatic. Victoria said she has her nose."
...Poor thing

I'll Sign....

WHERE DO WE SIGN? WHERE DO WE SIGN? WE CAN'T FIND A PEN! WE CAN'T FIND A PEN! THIS IS A DISASTER!
Hang on, David Beckham's not talking about a marriage certificate? Or a course of couples massage sessions? Or a dating website where he's the only available man? This is just about the small matter of people being urged to register for Olympics tickets by clicking on this link here?
Oh.

Still, those Olympics bods are clever - they know full well that most of us are putty in David's hands. Speaking of David's hands, why does he have perfectly manicured nails on one and a creepy leather glove on the other?