I havent felt this sorry for Cheryl Cole since her husband appered on the cover of the paper in his pants

Justin Beiber, 16, is being lined up for his own guest spot in the new series of Glee - but says he will only appear if Cheryl also gets a chance.
He said: "I am going to tell the producers that it must be in the agreement that Cheryl gets a part in the show as well.
"Cheryl and the show make total sense. It's all about people who look good and can sing and dance - that's totally Cheryl."

Top of the class ... Cheryl Cole

He said: "I have told her every time I have seen her that as soon as she lands in the US for The X Factor I am going to work with her. (what about if she doesn't want to work with you, eh? Aye you didn't think that through did you? And Cheryl, please don't, just don't. If you do i will go out to TESCO straight away and buy Nadine's album...)
"Glee is a great way to introduce her to the States - everybody is watching it."
The teen added: "She looks beautiful, but I am not sure she could quite get away with playing a student. It would be great if she played a substitute teacher taking a sabbatical from England or something.
"Can you imagine how hot Cheryl would look dressed as a school teacher?"
No Justin, that is only hot in your weird little mind...