SURELY LEONA LEWIS CANNOT HAVE GENUINELY WON THIS ACCOLADE???????!!!!!!!!!
Apologies for using so many question marks and exclamation marks (I feel a bit like Posh Spice), but I feel a little hysterical about this, as sadly it's true - the readers of Metro (ah, that explains it - the pool of 10,000 voters consists entirely of people too hungover and depressed to form the conscious decision required to actually pay for a newspaper) have voted Leona the most influential woman to live or work in London in the last century.
Yep, London, England, a city with a population of, like, 8 million or something. Not London, Arkansas, population 925 (love you Wikipedia). Loads of amazing women live here. Hell, I live here. But no, apparently it's all about Leona. She beat that Mumsnet woman AND Margaret Thatcher.
Still, if nice, pleasant, bland Leona genuinely was the most infuential woman in London, there would be considerably less crime and misery and a lot more smiling people with nice shiny hair, singing power ballads, being kind to animals and wearing neon pencil skirts.... which actually sounds kind of cool. Leona for Mayor!
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