You Almost Look Sober...

Looking sober and / or attractive is virtually impossible at 5.30am when you're leaving Balans bar in Soho. I know this from bitter experience.
Don't get too excited, I've got no idea if Nicola Roberts was dancing naked up and down the bar whilst shouting "Ginger for life!" or just chin-wagging with an old pal or two, but we do know that she looks suspiciously fit for the hour of 5. We might even say she looks totally sober and compos mentis...
But that ain't our style.
Nicola's famous barnet (which is normally so amazingly groomed and shiny and carroty) is a mess.
A big, unkempt, i-danced-and-whipped-my-hair-and-got-all-sweaty-doing-some-bump-n-grind-and-it-got-all-tangled, mess.
So therefore she must have been drunk (makes sense, dunnit?).
But at least she's happy.
That's it really... I just love a ginge, don't you?