I want to BE a cardigan...

wow, that is the first time in my life that i have ever wanted to be an item of knitwear...
If, before I'd seen these pictures, you'd asked us if a multi-coloured stripey cardigan could be sexy on a man, we would have made the most dismissive face imaginable and you would have felt so small. So small like Derek Hough's dick
But now that David Beckham and Adam Levine have both worn the Ralph Lauren creation (wow, Rachel Green works there), it's making me feel all funny.
I actually like to think that David and Adam (mmm, nice solid man names) are secret mates who enjoy sharing clothes, and therefore that it's the same cardigan, soaked in a delicious cocktail of Levine sweat and Beckham musk.
And that's a celebrity perfume I'd actually buy