Look, a teeny tiny baby!!!!!!!!!!

In recent weeks, my eyes have been glued permanently to Posh's stomach (not literally, although it would look quite "fashion" and also a bit strange...) and now, finally, her usually concave tum has started to expand into a teeny little baby bump.
Hooray! I love teeny little baby bumps!

Whether the Beckham baby is, as has been reported, definitely a girl, or they end up with another willy in the house, it doesn't matter - it's all still VERY EXCITING. Not that you'd know it to look at Posh's face

BEWARE Sarah Harding is partying BEWARE

In a pretentious nightclub somewhere in London last night, Sarah Harding and Tom Crane celebrated their engagement with their ‘showbiz pals’, aka the least famous Girls Aloud members, Jo Wood and Jason Statham.

I’ve never managed to pin down a man long enough to force a ring on our finger, but isn’t having a party well over two months after the engagement a little self indulgent? This may be normal, like I say, I really do have no idea. 

Although I'm sure Sarah and Tom invited as many showbiz losers as possible, we wonder if they considered that putting Rosie Huntington Whitely and Jo Wood (Rosie dumped Ty Wood after two years) in the same room might cause a little tension?

Ah well, anything to distract from the fact Will Mellor was there...

Lily Allen talks about her eating disorder

When Lily Allen was at her skinniest in summer 2009, she looked like she'd never been happier but she's now revealed that she was bulimic at the time.
"There was a point... where I had an eating disorder, I used to vomit after meals," she reveals "It is not something I am proud of. But I tell you what, a lot of people used to come up to me and tell me how great I looked. And I was on the cover of every magazine with them saying ‘Lily is looking amazing look how much weight she has lost’. I thought I looked good. It was great to try on clothes and walk out of the shop feeling a million dollars but when you have been a victim of people saying the complete opposite, you want more of it. But I wasn’t happy, I really wasn’t."
Lily's also boldly put into words a feeling that most women will relate to: "I would like to be the skinniest, mini-est person in the world, but I know I can’t do that without being unhappy. I like my food."
Lily also says that her experience with eating disorders is one of the reasons she's not doing that whole music thang anymore: "People who are famous and successful and live in this mad world tend to die really early, or kill themselves, or die in a drugs overdose. I’d rather not so I figure I will go and eat. My idea of hell would be doing this in 25 years time. I don’t want to be like Madonna, look at her, she’s mental. No offence but that is not what drives me. I want to get married and have kids and make sandwiches cutting the crusts off."
We don't always agree with Lily's views, but we're with her on this one, and most definitely applaud her for being so honest (and pointing out that Madonna's well mental).

You Look Happy

Is this why we never see pictures of Jordan smiling? Because she’s only genuinely happy when she’s running like an absolute goon, with her peepers squeezed shut and cheesy beats blaring out over her stupid headphones.

Jordan was running the half-marathon at Silverstone for charity yesterday and managed to finish the race despite having an injured knee.

She wrote on Twitter: “I had amazing day with AMAZING people running for charities my knee has gone again but we all completed it ill post pic of medals later.

“Well done everyone who ran the silverstone half marathon from what I saw you were all fantasic and helped me get through to the end.”

Jordan also took the opportunity to set straight a few rumours written in yesterday’s News of the World. It was reported that she came onto Jamie Foxx at the Oscars party in LA, with her angling for a kiss and passing the actor man her number.

But Jordan wrote on Twitter: “Such a shame a nice and innocent meeting with the charming gent jamie fox is turned into something sordid!!”

She added that she was sooooo not bovvered about stories written in the People about Alex Reid sleeping with someone else. Jordan wrote: “When The People called re Alex sleeping with sum girl my response was that what Alex does is no longer my concern.”

Right, is that everything? All the rumours out of the way? Tweets done with? No more silly pictures to laugh at? Good.

Awwww, poor Dougie McFly

Let’s hope Dougie Poynter (what a stuid name) isn’t allowed to read the papers in that posh rehab of his – on the same day it emerged the cute little McFly man I'd like to squeeze in a sexy way had taken himself off to the Priory, Frankie was snapped leaving a pretentious restaurant with her new boyfriend Wayne Bridge (who is a footballer, and therefor a utter wanker).

I'm guessing that Frankie wasn’t aware that Dougie was in rehab recovering from the stress of their break up, because she surely wouldn’t have gone out to a wanky nightspot (with such a wanky guy) otherwise. 

Before the story broke in yesterday’s papers, Tom McFly and Harry McFly explained the situation to their fans over Twitter.

Harry wrote: “Doug is in rehab. He's just taking some time out. He's fine and is so please dont worry. He can't wait for the tour!!! I'll send him your love.”

Tom added: “He’s just been having a tough time lately and needed a few weeks rest so he's fighting fit and ready to slap that bass for you on tour.”

And after visiting Dougie  who I'd like to rub up against sensually on Sunday, Harry said: “I’m questioning my life at the moment. We’re best friends.” 

This story makes me a bit sad – the McFly boys are nice and normal and I like them. Let’s go and stare at the sunshine for a bit. Not directly, that would be stupid...and anyway, we northeners don't like sunlight... 

You Almost Look Sober...

Looking sober and / or attractive is virtually impossible at 5.30am when you're leaving Balans bar in Soho. I know this from bitter experience.
Don't get too excited, I've got no idea if Nicola Roberts was dancing naked up and down the bar whilst shouting "Ginger for life!" or just chin-wagging with an old pal or two, but we do know that she looks suspiciously fit for the hour of 5. We might even say she looks totally sober and compos mentis...
But that ain't our style.
Nicola's famous barnet (which is normally so amazingly groomed and shiny and carroty) is a mess.
A big, unkempt, i-danced-and-whipped-my-hair-and-got-all-sweaty-doing-some-bump-n-grind-and-it-got-all-tangled, mess.
So therefore she must have been drunk (makes sense, dunnit?).
But at least she's happy.
That's it really... I just love a ginge, don't you?

Willow Smith is AMAZING x2

And while she was warming up the crowd at the National Indoor Arena, she also nabbed the Outstanding New Artist Award at the NAACP Image Awards in Los Angeles.

The daughter of actors Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith tweeted after receiving the news, posting: ‘OMG… just got word that I won an NAACP Image Award… SO honored & so excited.’
Her proud parents chaperoned her to Birmingham and sat in the audience while the Whip My Hair singer rocked out on stage before Bieber started his 90 minute set.

She sang and danced on stage in a royal blue and pink Adidas tracksuit, alongside her backup dancers, also dressed in brightly coloured outfits.

How epic is she?